I may have found someone you might be more forgetful than me. Like all gyms, our gym requires you to wipe down benches and machines after use. They have several areas where you can grab some paper towels and cleaning liquid to use if you don’t have a towel. This woman who I believe to be in my age bracket was working out on the machine right beside me. After she was done she walked to grab some paper towels. The walk couldn’t have been more than 10 steps round trip. When she came back she didn’t wipe down the machine she was on but rather the one to the left of it. Oh well. Shit happens.